YOU MIGHT BE A CRUISER IF……..

22 Feb 2014

Kabul, Afghanistan

Jeff Foxworthy has nothing on us……

You might be a cruiser IF…

• ·      You know that cruising is actually boat repair in exotic places.
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• ·      All your pots and pans have removable handles.
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• ·      Your wallet contains more boat cards that credit cards.
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• ·      You only clean your bottom every 4 to 6 weeks.
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• ·      You actually sand your bottom.
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• ·      You know what a boat card is.
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• ·      You watch newbies try to anchor for entertainment.
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• ·      Your entire shoe collection consists of a pair of flip flops, a pair of sneakers, and a pair of deck shoes.
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• ·      Your raincoat is called “foul weather gear” and you paid a ridiculously high price for it.
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• ·      You have a hard time keeping up with what day it is.
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• ·      You actually understand a weather forecast.
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• ·      You just move your home when you don’t like your neighbors.
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• ·      You sleep on a triangular shaped bed.
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• ·      NOAA Weather Service is your homepage.
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• ·      You know “bottom paint” is not related to face paint.
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• ·      You can tie a Bowline with your eyes closed.
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• ·      You know what a Bowline is.
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• ·      When you drive your car you turn to Port or Starboard.
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• ·      You carry your excreted poop around with you for extended periods of time.
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• ·      You actually plan to watch the sun set.
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• ·      You go to sleep (daily) before 2100 hours.
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• ·      You know what a Sundowner is.
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•   You actually know how to anchor your boat.
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•   You know that scope is something other than a monocular magnifying device attached to a rifle to acquire and shoot distant targets.

Fellow cruisers, chime in with a comment to add to this list……